“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
So Bev and I made a combined ask blog for all the characters who don’t have one to their own. XD
http://stoplickingthatstar.tumblr.com
ASK ANY ONE OF BEV AND MY CHARACTERS ANYTHING YOU LIKE. And this will double up as their roleplay blogs, so if you want to roleplay with them, go ahead~~~~ And don’t be afraid to ask someone who isn’t mentioned already! You can ask any one of our characters any question you like. :3
where the fuck are you
you were just sitting right here
jesus not again
Oh wait I found you
Sitting in my shirt again
Get out of my
boobscat
Peter: Wow, this is a lot of ninjas.
Clint: It’s a ninja tea party.
Peter: Okay, so it’s not just me. This is too many ninjas, right?
Clint: They must be outsourcing.
Peter: They must have a great benefits package.
Clint: Dental. Medical.
Peter: Free throwing stars.
Clint: You can never have enough throwing stars.
Peter: Oh no. No, no.
Clint: What?
Peter: I’m not going to have to compete with you in the “mid-battle witty zinger” department, am I?
Clint: Oh, you are.
— From New Avengers v1, #31 art by Leinil YuHaving these two on the same page is almost more smart-ass than the human brain can process :D
I laughed. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Avenging Spider-man #4
All of this, every single sentence, makes up everything I ever loved about Hawkeye. THIS IS WHY HE’S MY FAVORITE!
… *Tips head* Interesting thing.





